Adventure is paralyzing me

This is sir Gilligan Vowel Mystic. He is my first pet fish….or pet in general. On top of being a first pet to his fantastic owner Mystic is full time batma..fish. He’s the best pet fish with an alternate ego that fight for justice wherever its needed, making his bowl and the lives of other fish, cat, camel, fox, panda, etc. a safe place. Although his way of talking to other lady fishes is “eh”, the swag that this fish excretes is so unimaginable that Chuck Norris has the very urge to rematch Bruce Lee. pizza. The point is, Mystic is a very creative beta fish and his story needed to be heard and not because of some random occurrence of the cosmos in his bowl. Sir Gilligan Vowel Mystic it is an honor to own you.